Hey, Little Spider

Hey, there little spider on the ceiling.

How are you doing?

Hanging in there all right?

I don`t mind if you’re on the ceiling or wall,

I don’t even mind if you come down at night,

While I’m sleeping, to get some food.

But I do have some very important rules you must obey.

Here’s the house rules:

Stay off my table, my computer, my counters, my bed

My clothes, my toilet seat, no hanging mid air during the day

No spinning webs or jumping about,

And most importantly, stay off the floor and stay off of me!

Otherwise we’re not going to get a long,

Which means, I’m going to have to take some drastic measures.

You will discover whose house you’re in right away.

If you hear me scream, you’ll know you’ve crossed the line,

And that it’s too late..........

So I think it is fair you should know the house rules first.

That way when I take action, you won’t blame me in heaven.


Written by....Me.   R. F.  2009